This Is Not a Lamp
Wait, it is. In your face René Magritte.
hope for the best, prepare for the worst
you would think all the stress leading up to that big test you’ve been studying for (since foreverrr) would disappear once you’ve taken it. but no. the results take a month and you are left to ponder, question, wonder, and panic about every single question on that test that made you say WTF. standardized exams can go to hell or be reincarnated into stinky durian at least. why...
the dunk that could have been..
Thinking outside the waffle
i heard about this “Kit Kat Kaleidoscope” on NPR while at work the other day. milk chocolate seems so cliche compared to flavors such as green tea, intense roast soybean, and SOY SAUCE! seriously Japan? i’ll be waiting for the char siu and fish sauce flavors to hit the shelves…NOT i wonder if Lee Lee supermarket carries these “exotic” flavors..
Why do i always think about you before i go to...
we were just never on the same side huh?
Dear lil' bird outside my window,
there’s a very nice cool breeze coming from outside and i would like to sleep with the window open tonight so can you please shut the fuck up? seriously, what kind of bird tries to mate at 1am?? inappropriate! the magnetic fields must not be lining up with your internal compass properly or something. cheeses. <_<
i can’t study. my mind keeps wandering back to her. why do all the songs on the radio remind me of her in some way? kesha -your love is my drug, j. bieber -baby. sean kingston -replay. wtf. are there no more “i hate you” songs? i listen to enough NPR at work and i don’t think i can stand any more of that on the way home. don’t even get me started with audio osmosis....